Once upon a DEMON…. Seriously

Ladies and Gentlemen… there is a Writer’s demon!!!!  No I don’t mean Writer’s block ooo.. DEMON. The kind that hinders progress… I don’t think it is of the Devil though cos the Devil is super powerless where I am… I think it may be from my Village, My classmates or even one Supermarket I stopped going to… But regardless of location and direction, it has been very effective on me… This demon has stopped me from updating this blog since LAST YEAR… kai!!!! The funny thing about this demon is that it lets you write out blog posts and articles in your head but when you choose to put pen to paper or fingers to keyboard/keypad as is the case here, it just DEMONIZES and paralyzes you. I’m sure some of you think I AM KIDDING abi? You won’t understand. If only you could read all the amazing hilarious articles that I have written in the past 3months….

Anyways the good news is that I have been exorcised of that Demon!!!1 Hallelujah! I am not even sure how that testimony happened but today March 18, 2012, at precisely 2.230pm, I had this breather from school and chose to come back home and stretch leg for a few hours before going back to school. And in between tweeting about my ‘unlike’ for Dbanj with Babatunde Omotoye (please dbanj fans spare me ooo)

and chatting with Oladayo my darling on bbm J and calling a certain annoying sweet Client, I decided that I was going to type this article and update my blog. I don’t even know what came over me… Maybe my momsie who absolutely has NO idea about the demon was praying for me… Saying precisely what the picture below says though I am so sure I am not stupid sha

Or maybe it is because of the fact that my dear friend and fellow blogger Chioma chuka asked me rather seriously if I had sold my blog?

Oh God and Chioma uploads her own blog like every day… I am so freaking jealous… Verastic too… Both of them are like my two fave bloggers who actually give us chronicles of ‘goings-on’ in their lives… Not just entertainment gist…

Or maybe it is the fact that my site meter shows that people still visit my blog occasionally even when I am not writing to see if I have updated it… that is just super sweet.

Or if it is the fact that my dear friend Fisayo Lana keeps telling me how much of an amazing writer I am and how with consistency I would floor Linda Ikeji easily… That sounds good sha… I also hope to floor her in the money making department tehehe…

Also my two biggest Fans Chynn and Temilola… kai u girls are sweethearts…

Or maybe it is the fact that almost everyone that has ever read me or heard me read out a Lecture or Term paper usually falls off their seat awe stricken about how good I am… Sometimes they even insist on autographs… *shrug*

Or maybe it is also the fact that I have this new writing gig for a fashion Company that would require me churning out a certain number of articles frequently for the company so I figured I better get my own Blog up and running again too… Boy! Am I looking forward to that…

Seriously ladies and gentlemen, I don’t even know how the demons were exorcised. I just know that I just jumped off my bed, got to my Study table, got out my Notebook and started typing…

And I even wanted to blog about my last TERRIBLE encounter at the dental clinic but as I started typing, I realised that I would be better off sharing my testimony about how the Writer’s demon was exorcised… whoops-de-deoooooo…

I do hope it is a permanent testimony. I rebuke every Demon, witch or Wizard that would ever want me to only write articles in my head and not let mankind be blessed with my writing skills…

Oh I forgot one particular reason which might actually be THE reason the demon got exorcised…

My MONEY IS IN THIS BLOG SO I HAVE TO GET IT UP TO SHAPE and only then can I introduce all my bright money making ideas… Money???!?!!!! Everly a Motivator…

Seriously though, I hope to be more regular having broken the jinx already. God helping me…

Thanks to EVERYINE for remaining faithful even when I have been unfaithful… You Guys can actually campaign to be gods or something…. Tehehe…

Have a fabulous week darlings and don’t stop speaking and confessing the right words cos the Devil has got his mouth going with curses and we gotta get ours going too with blessings…

Hugs and Kisses…

Your Fabulous Black Sister