EZIAHA

Whoooooooop…
I’m blogging right from the centre of the action… where we went to put together the AMAZING gift packs for all the ladies that are coming… So much fun mehn,,, Chioma, Diche, Ekamma, Pastor M, and all, muah…

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Because w̶e̶ Pastor M is ready to spoil the ladies, w̶e̶ she went all out…

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Ladies you don’t wanna miss this…
Guys you don’t wanna even come close…

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Except of course to work… Cos na guys dey do all the hard work while the ladies will be worshipping!!!
Ok let’s get to the koko of this post
WWW.REAL-MAN.COME
Please allow me to celebrate a REAL MAN…

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Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo is just something…
I can’t find the words at all…
I’m particular about REAL MEN because sadly, we are facing a dearth…
s̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶d̶i̶e̶s̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶G̶o̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶
I think what tripped me the most about the part of this testimony he shared had to be when he said that as they the blood starts gushing out from wifey, he will just say ‘abeg clean the blood and let’s move on’

No giving unnecessary attention to the devil. No wavering in the faith that God HAS already done it despite the devil’s WEAK shenanigans (dictionary pls)
How many men can really do that? As in really really do that…?
But let’s take this to the beginning…
How many men will marry a woman who Doctors have labelled barren?
Not too many ooo. Not even today where some i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ men actually insist that the wifey-to-beey be pregnant even before marriage and some really stupid women oblige.
How many men would go all out…

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Trips around the world, first class treatment, once a surprise to America to attend the Joyce Meyer conference,

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and all the other niceties of life… which she deserves

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Yes that’s the story of Pastor M and how Pastor K spoils her…

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We know what I̶g̶b̶o̶ N̶i̶g̶e̶r̶i̶a̶n̶ men are like when it comes to children. You never born you wan dey travel round the world!!! Na your papa house you go go…forever.
I like the fact that my Pastor didn’t even behave like the Doctors said anything. Totally disregarded it. And you would hear it in his messages. Pastor K preached like nothing was wrong because truly NOTHING was wrong. And today NOTHING is wrong.
Delay is never denial. Today we celebrate God’s faithfulness. He has shut every Peninnah’s mouth…

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Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo, I celebrate YOU.

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Pastor Mildred Okonkwo, I e̶n̶v̶y̶ celebrate you for landing a real man… And i truly love you… So much and in increasing daily doses. You have a most amazing heart and you deserve all the loving and more. God bless you my darling Pastor M… I truly rejoice with you

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If you need a fresh reason to come as a single lady, please come and contact that grace to attract a real man…
Not all these bomboys wey full every where today…
By the way, if you ever hear that I have been put behind bars, it has to be because I s̶l̶a̶p̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶o̶m̶b̶o̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶e̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶l̶f̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶n̶g̶u̶e̶ hit a bomboy… I seem to be meeting plenty these days…

Dear God, am I in sin? *thinking long and hard lol*
I’ll say a hail Mary a day for all my real single sisters. God won’t let us meet such men, amen
*insert 7angel-with-halo bbm smileys*
Seriously darling, you need to marry well ooo. There is work in marriage and the work gets plenty easier when you marry well…
And then there are very many perks… Ask Pastor M.

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And please leave a very open heart when she starts sharing all the testimonies. Your church mind especially. Don’t be too jealous. Cos trust me, you just may get jealous ooo.

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Ok I had to find a reason to add my daddy’s picture… He is about the REALEST and BESTEST and DARLINGEST man I know and he is also Pastor K’s own father in the Lord and a major part of the testimony… Yeah yeah, i know you envy me right now because he is my daddy dearest too. Kai, i love Rev sha… UNASHAMEDLY so… Rev TJ, i envy love you too

Pele… Don’t hate ooo

Come and encounter grace to marry well too. A REAL MAN

Some things are taught, some learnt, others CAUGHT… In the woship atmosphere of IMELA, I pray you sef CATCH SOMETHING…
So now tell me why you won’t make IMELA after all this?

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Sunday June 16, 2013
4pm
David’s Christian centre, amuwo odofin, by Fatgbems filling station on oshodi-apapa express way

Free transport to major areas in Lagos. To and from…

Please call 08028356363 or 08077714411 for details

Tomorrow I will give y’all a rundown of all the artistes who will minister at Imela
And Saturday, I have a special

***drumroll please***
I am doing a video…

Whooooooop
My very first V-log
I will be d̶i̶s̶g̶r̶a̶c̶i̶n̶g̶ discussing all of us (women) at DCC who were supposed to be Fruit-fasting but were doing all sorts of crazy things, E’ inclusive.

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I couldn’t stop laughing yesterday in church when PK yabbed us eh. Chai… Who would have thought that Corn and ube bekee were not fruits…?
Plus for those of you who have not been privileged to hear E’ speak, congrats. Now you are testifying… Lol
You wanna watch this space
By the way, if the video doesnt upload I will write it out o jare… But I wil try to do a video. Operative word, TRY…

In the meantime. enjoy the trailer for IMELA
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=e4eCLaM47Ag
Muah
E’

PS;

I started typing this in the afternoon. MTN knows how to take the GRANDFATHER of all nicks so I could not blog till now, when I came home to my laptop.

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Prayer meeting for the ladies today was AMAZING yo!!! Ladies you need to come ooo. Don’t let anything stop you esepcially if you are in Lag. special shout out to TANNIE… Looking forward to meeting you finally sweetie.

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I am going to send a broadcast now. Sorry to all my BBM contacts LOL…

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All of you reading and not dropping comments, I have serious plans for you guys. I just don’t know what exactly to do yet. Drop a comment jor…

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Pray my V-Log ish works ooo. I really wanna gist my blog fam the FRUIT FEAST FAST matter. It is too funny.

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So you recall that AMAZING blog i talked about? The address is www.inthemidstofher.blogspot.com I can now confidently call her my friend. Nne i di egwu… Triple tuale darling… Your blog kept me hooked and I had to go back three years to read all your posts. Now I am done… TEN-STAR Doc… You guys visit and subscribe. You know I dont endorse trash… THANK ME NOW!!! Lol

29 Responses

  1. ..Finally,I get to comment after a very long tym..ur threat worked 2nyt..ddnt wanna wait to discover your p̶u̶n̶i̶s̶h̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ plans for us ghost readers.
    Great,Exciting post…totally faith-inspiring!….i’m thankful for REAL MEN who stay in God’s reality,decidedly unaffected by experiences and the beautiful testimonies their lives become.
    Lol @d bomboys tho…
    …Cheers!..

    1. Punishment indeed
      Ghost readers is just apt!!!
      Looool
      And the bomboys. Na one of my readers gimme that appellation and tz perfect
      Yesoooooooo. Real men indeed
      Thanks for dropping a comment love
      And I’m happy you are making IMELA tooo
      Whooooop
      E’

  2. hey eziaha. i am sooooooo jealous. this is one post i wish i did. lol! thank u dear. im waiting for ur own marriage. I know I will surely retaliate. *mwaaaah* love u too much.

    1. Looooool Pastor M…
      Me wey just scratch surface
      Pls I’m waiting for d full gist o jare
      Can’t wait…
      And pls blog the full gist too. I’m sure ul do a better job
      Super sure…
      Yesooooo. U will very retaliate. Amen
      Love you mama…
      Sunday go hooooooooot mehn
      Can’t wait
      E’

  3. awww! already wishing I was there. can we get d audio.?after d programme? or can one connect live? somehow some way?

    1. Of course sweerie. The audio and video would be up for sale. even a video on the making of IMELA
      We are going all out for this one love
      hehehehehe
      Connect LIVE? Not yet sweerie
      I am sorry
      Hugsssssss
      E’

    2. *******update******
      I’m so covering my face right now
      Pastor M has just told me that we are streaming LIVE
      http://www.davidschristiancentre.org
      Yay!!!
      Bomu I hope you get this update
      I’ll include it on my next post and I’ll send you an email
      Holler lemme know you have seen it ooo
      Yay!!! That’s so cool yo!!! Live streaming.
      E’

  4. WOW! I wish Kano just become Lagos. Hmm… Have fun in God’s presence and do TRY HARD to upload the video.

    1. Lol at TRY HARD
      NnE I have even done the video. Na to learn how to embed remain.
      God will help
      Amen…….
      I really wanna do the video. It so made me laugh. The recording was FUN too
      Sorry you are missing it in Kano
      I am really sorry
      Pele dear
      i will so a post on it and send to you privately lol
      Muah darling
      E’

  5. Now dis threat is really working ooo #bigsmile# seriously d worst tin dat can happen τ̅☺ a lady is τ̅☺ MARRY WRONG hiaaaa(ladies plzz marry well oo #in ezi’s voice# really enjoyed readnn diis post,it reminded mi of d real men in our lives.

    1. hahahahahahahahah
      working indeed
      Got a lot of you to comment today…
      You need to hear PM say that ‘ladies marry well’ line. you sef go marry well oooooooooooo
      And yes baby, it sure does remind you and I of the REAL MEN God has brought our way.
      Our own cometh too jare. Our own spoiling and loving that is
      Love you big darlingest.
      and comment more often ooo
      E’

  6. I’m short of words….but very happy I belong to the this family,PM and PK you guys are the best parents I have….can’t wait for Sunday o,coming with all my friends….

    1. In their trailer load boo
      They wil thank you for life…
      They are amazing walahi…
      feel so blessed to be connected to them…
      Muah darl
      E’

  7. Interesting post and very down to earth,I liked that so much. Welldone, can’t wait for IMELA!!! It will surely be on point!

  8. I can’t seem to stop d tears from flowing. Hmmm what a testimony, I can’t wait for dat day to come. Pastor M, am so happy for u. Love u Ma!

  9. Ezi mama! Ke kwanu? Hpe I’l get 2 c u on sunday 4 d 1st tym. Wud b der 4 imela live!!!
    A real man is d real deal oh no anya ura 4 dt one.
    Pst M I can’t jes stop loving u, u inspire me each tym I almst veer off track!
    Imela!!! Hmmmm I can’t jes wait 2 tango wid my king.

    1. Yay!!!!
      I hope so too ooo. If worship no carry us all go another world.
      Lol
      No anya ura for that one my sister.
      Even if to get my special hug live, biko choputa m inugo…
      Hehehe
      I can’t waitoooooooo
      Sunday 4pm come already…
      Muah my love
      E’

  10. Its in my heart to come for the Imela but my hussy says No as we have a men’s/fellowship in my Church.Can u pls post the video online,youtube or others.I will be blessed by it

    1. Awwww sorry booooo
      The video will live stream from our website. You can follow it. Also the video would be sold too. So u can get it afterwards
      You know you can only post short vids to YouTube
      Muah love
      E’

  11. Hmmmm..Even if I want to be a BOM BOY,I cannot but be a REAL MAN cos my Father is. So, I have the DNA in me also Ish8:18…great insight. Always proud of my Papa n Mama(hugs)

  12. Awwwh… You def are a friend! i Honestly feel like we’ve met. Thanks for the shout outs and extra long emails that keep me rolling. Wow, you actually read the whole blog!!! * Hi five*..lo

    But to the important stuff….

    I wish all my christian sisters marry well. There are men based on gender and there are MEN based on divine grace. Hmm, I swear khaki no be leather. Having the right man in your corner will get you through the toughest of wars. God bless God for creating good men ( Yeah, you read that right…) ladies shine your eyes well well, be careful who you make memories with cuz memories last forever.

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