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Once upon a DEMON…. Seriously

Ladies and Gentlemen… there is a Writer’s demon!!!!  No I don’t mean Writer’s block ooo.. DEMON. The kind that hinders progress… I don’t think it is of the Devil though cos the Devil is super powerless where I am… I think it may be from my Village, My classmates or even one Supermarket I stopped going to… But regardless of location and direction, it has been very effective on me… This demon has stopped me from updating this blog since LAST YEAR… kai!!!! The funny thing about this demon is that it lets you write out blog posts and articles in your head but when you choose to put pen to paper or fingers to keyboard/keypad as is the case here, it just DEMONIZES and paralyzes you. I’m sure some of you think I AM KIDDING abi? You won’t understand. If only you could read all the amazing hilarious articles that I have written in the past 3months….

Anyways the good news is that I have been exorcised of that Demon!!!1 Hallelujah! I am not even sure how that testimony happened but today March 18, 2012, at precisely 2.230pm, I had this breather from school and chose to come back home and stretch leg for a few hours before going back to school. And in between tweeting about my ‘unlike’ for Dbanj with Babatunde Omotoye (please dbanj fans spare me ooo)

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and chatting with Oladayo my darling on bbm J and calling a certain annoying sweet Client, I decided that I was going to type this article and update my blog. I don’t even know what came over me… Maybe my momsie who absolutely has NO idea about the demon was praying for me… Saying precisely what the picture below says though I am so sure I am not stupid sha

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Or maybe it is because of the fact that my dear friend and fellow blogger Chioma chuka asked me rather seriously if I had sold my blog?

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Oh God and Chioma uploads her own blog like every day… I am so freaking jealous… Verastic too… Both of them are like my two fave bloggers who actually give us chronicles of ‘goings-on’ in their lives… Not just entertainment gist…

Or maybe it is the fact that my site meter shows that people still visit my blog occasionally even when I am not writing to see if I have updated it… that is just super sweet.

Or if it is the fact that my dear friend Fisayo Lana keeps telling me how much of an amazing writer I am and how with consistency I would floor Linda Ikeji easily… That sounds good sha… I also hope to floor her in the money making department tehehe…

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Also my two biggest Fans Chynn and Temilola… kai u girls are sweethearts…

Or maybe it is the fact that almost everyone that has ever read me or heard me read out a Lecture or Term paper usually falls off their seat awe stricken about how good I am… Sometimes they even insist on autographs… *shrug*

Or maybe it is also the fact that I have this new writing gig for a fashion Company that would require me churning out a certain number of articles frequently for the company so I figured I better get my own Blog up and running again too… Boy! Am I looking forward to that…

Seriously ladies and gentlemen, I don’t even know how the demons were exorcised. I just know that I just jumped off my bed, got to my Study table, got out my Notebook and started typing…

And I even wanted to blog about my last TERRIBLE encounter at the dental clinic but as I started typing, I realised that I would be better off sharing my testimony about how the Writer’s demon was exorcised… whoops-de-deoooooo…

I do hope it is a permanent testimony. I rebuke every Demon, witch or Wizard that would ever want me to only write articles in my head and not let mankind be blessed with my writing skills…

Oh I forgot one particular reason which might actually be THE reason the demon got exorcised…

My MONEY IS IN THIS BLOG SO I HAVE TO GET IT UP TO SHAPE and only then can I introduce all my bright money making ideas… Money???!?!!!! Everly a Motivator…

Seriously though, I hope to be more regular having broken the jinx already. God helping me…

Thanks to EVERYINE for remaining faithful even when I have been unfaithful… You Guys can actually campaign to be gods or something…. Tehehe…

Have a fabulous week darlings and don’t stop speaking and confessing the right words cos the Devil has got his mouth going with curses and we gotta get ours going too with blessings…

Hugs and Kisses…

Your Fabulous Black Sister

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    The Oladayo in the piece
    March 19, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    Wow..Eziaha keeps us spell bound for another 5mins(and its not her heels this time).Plz Eziaha,keep on writing so we’ll neva have to contend with 7more of those demons..lucidly written wiv loads of allusions and.. Temilola is really a sweetheart!

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    valerie
    March 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Beautiful blog,U̶̲̥̅̊ v got no limits babes and d demons,aliens,ogres,golliwogs have been cast out! Can’t wait for tomorrow’s blog

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    Bolaji Olojo
    March 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    May dt demon be permanently rebuked o. Amen. Amazing write up once again. With an angelic flow you can’t resist. Thumbs up babes.

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    Vera Ezimora
    March 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Good for you! Now get to blogging!

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    Temilola
    March 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Awesome dearie! I hope and pray that you are back for good! This really resonates! Thanks love!

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    Babz
    March 19, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Awwwwww…now I want to start writing again……so sweet! Bravo..may God pursue all the demons in our lives! Amen!

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    Toinlicious
    March 19, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Omy days, girl, you r a trip. Lmao @autographs, imma b doing dat soon too #pullsshhirtcollarup. Yay on the fashion gig. Bt biko, if u get a good buyer, me sef fit sell my blog o.

    Dental jist kwanu? I’m waiting.

    Bydway, hw come I can’t follow verastically living? The site refuses to give me updates on my blog

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    odunayo WCF tech unit
    March 19, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Whao !!!!!!!!!!!!! Eziaha that was breath- taking. Hw do u manage 2 hold ur readers spell bound with ur write ups. Jst keep uip d good work. Beautiful blog jst as @dr lery said. TAK KIA

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    Eziaha
    March 20, 2012 at 4:33 am

    Dayo darling…what do u mean heels? Have u sincerely seen me in heels this year… I have been rocking flats now haba 🙂 Repping my 5ft 11 wella 😉 .. Thanks for dropping by dear…
    Veeeeeeeee :* :* :* straight to d point!!! Tmw’s blogpost abi? Well being that d demons have been killed, that shld work, amen…
    Lols Bolaji… Who would have thot a Demonic post cld have an Angelic flow 😀 trust lawyers na… To do d maths… Thanks booo

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    Eziaha
    March 20, 2012 at 4:42 am

    Verastic vera… Thanks baBes…
    Temilola dear thanks… And babz u rly shld get back so… Meanwhile amen to that prayer…
    Toin hahahha sell d blog… U r d TRIP!!! Thanks a lot dear. Dunno y d Verastic stuff o but u can subscribe via email too na… Tz convenient…
    The dental gist dey come jare
    Odunayo thanks dear. Hope u aii?

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    fairygodsister
    March 20, 2012 at 6:20 am

    Praaaaaaaaiiiiiissssseeeee the Lord!! Halleluyah? ‘Amem’! Welcome back hon, I’ve joined you in the prayers against the demons o!
    Mwah

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    Eziaha
    March 23, 2012 at 4:05 am

    Chioma love, thanks jare… Muah muah

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    demshyna
    March 23, 2012 at 4:16 am

    So sweet and natural! What a talent! Am lovin the swit english wt sme naija words intergrated in it. Keep it up n i assure u u gat following frm as far as kenya!

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      Eziaha
      May 17, 2012 at 11:31 am

      Yay!!! Kenya love. Thanks dear

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    Chimezie 'Dtowncrier' Odionye
    October 31, 2015 at 2:20 pm

    What? Is that you? I just saw a 2015 pic of you and now this. Oh boy o…the hustle is real!

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